Everyone needs to know the Greek alphabet. The Greek alphabet is really cool. When you know the Greek alphabet, Greek people will realise how cool you are. Also, you will be able to read the names of fraternity or sorority houses, a very useful task. Also, when your evil calculus teacher uses the epsilon delta rule on you, you will be saying, "Whoa, I know what that is, thats an epsilon," although you probably wont understand the actual epsilon delta rule at all because it is freaking impossible to comprehend and certain people who write certain calculus books that I could mention find it humorous to give vague and confusing explanations with few if any examples and they secretly laugh at all the stupid calculus students who will never be able to figure it out. Anyway, these are the reasons why there is here, a section on the Greek alphabet. Also because I met two Greek people and they surely knew the Greek alphabet and now you shall also have that privilege. Now how slick is that, eh. By the way, if you are Greek, send me an email because you are way cool and I want to hear from you.

By demand of my uncountably many webpage viewers, I have added this section to explain the table of Greek nonsense above. Next to each pair of capital and lowercase Greek letters, is the name of the Greek letter. Then, there follows an english word to show the pronunciation of the Greek letter. The highlighted letter of the english word corresponds to the sound the Greek letter would make if it were in a word. Hopefully, this explanation is comprehensive enough for you to now understand the table above. Otherwise, you must send me a quite complaining or very polite email to describe the problems you are having with misunderstanding this Greek web page. Have a nice day. P.S. If you don't think "grun" is an english word, don't think again.

This travesty was concocted by Alathea. Thank you for visiting.